mate how'd yez go yessdy?

Mate we hammered 'em. Ocker got 4 fer in the first and 3 fer in the second and Smithy got a 5 fer and 2 fer and Daily got a ton in both innings. Mate an' then last night we went out and got pissed as farts.

This converation interpreted for TV audience by the commentators as follows.

"Well good morning viewers and welcome to our commentary live this morning from Bullamakanka Oval where the visitors will be struggling in spite of the best efforts of the home team to remain focused last night. What about Ocker's performance yessdy Bluey?
Yes indeed Freddo. A 4 fer and a 3 fer followed up with being pissed as a fart last night should make for an interesting day with the bat for him. Mind you, Smithy need not be so sure of himself either despite his 5 fer and 2 fer. Both the quicks were as pissed as farts and deservedly so. Now let's take up the commentary with Bonzo."

Oh my goodnes. What on earth are we in for today?