Labor caucus minutes of meeting

Righto, listen up guys. New day, new team, same problem. How are we gunna win government?
Oi, point of order. It's the Left's turn to chair the meeting.
Yair, and while you sort that out, point of information. What do we want to win government for anyway? It's comfortable enough here in opposition. The Right is too aspirational. You should join the Libs.
Well if Kev wants to be PM we should support him. He's our mate.
Yair too right. Onya Kev.
OK, we've sorted that. The Left is chairing the meeting. Who wants to talk? Go on Anthony.
Well Howard goes for a walk every morning. Why can't Kev go for a walk?
Yep. Point 1. Thanks Anthony. Kev, can you manage that?
Not really but if you reckon it will work with the voters I'll give it a go.
What about getting him in to a Church with the TV to show him kneeling and blessing himself?
Point 2. Got that. Can you work on that Kev?
Yair, no problem. This is good. We're on a roll. Keep the ideas coming folks.
How about getting the TV in to Kev's house to show him watching the cricket? Do ya like cricket Kev?
That's not the point. The yobbos like to think their PM is like them. What about we get Kev a ticket to sit with the yobbos and throw beer cans?
Yair. Have you got a pair of stubbies and thongs Kev?
Oi, address your comments through the Chair. Point 3. Well Kev?
No, but maybe I could get some at Vinnies. This is good. New day, new team, new ideas.