outback to jungle

Musings on experiences of volunteering in Papua New Guinea with some gratuitous domestic social and public comment

Monday, March 12, 2007

Prime Minister arrives at Long Bay Gaol

Yair, what's your name?
PM to himself thinks: "Oh the ignominy and shame of it all. My life's career has come to this. What will the family think to have our name besmirched in the register of common criminals?"
PM to Gaoler says: You know who I am.
Listen arsehole, what's your expletive deleted name?
PM replies: Bill Brown.
Gaoler: Is that your real name?
PM: It's the name I gave you.
Gaoler: Lock him up. Give him a set of prison clothes. Let him have Fred Nirks' old ones - he'd only worn then for a couple days before his release. Next! What's your name....

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