outback to jungle

Musings on experiences of volunteering in Papua New Guinea with some gratuitous domestic social and public comment

Monday, February 05, 2007

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tickets to the most almighty scintillating, titillating, electric, surreal, unreal, nucear, cataclysmic, apoplectic, apocalyptic cricket series to end all series. This is the most hugely anticipated cricket series you are ever likely to see. Forget last summer against the pommies, this one is really really humungously ginormously marathonly ultra-ultra-huge. The biggest cricketing nation in the world against the all conquering champion most-loved hero-worshipped adored advertiser's dream aussies. This time it's the truth. This series is so big you have to pre register to go in a ballot to determine if you can get tickets. Don't be the one to regret it. Don't be the one with no memories of the big one to tell your grand children. Don't be a loser. Day Five tickets will be at such a premium we can even arrange a mortgage to enable you to get a ticket. Warning: late ticket buyers should expect they will be rationed to watching one session only. Make no mistake. This series is big. Get in early, part with your money. This time the series is so big tickets are to be sold on a per session basis. The premium session is session 3 day five. Be early and buy at a discount. Register for the right to buy at a discount. One billion Indians can't be wrong. They have already brought all the tickets and there are only two left for aussies. You can be one of them to say you were there on the day history was made. Give me your money. Make me happy.

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