General David Hicks meets General bin Laden

General David Hicks (practicing his Arabic): Mohammed, laksha e toiba, Abraham, Ali Baba, nine eleven, algebra, alchemy, Aldebaran, camel.
General bin Laden (practicing his English): It is good to see you too General Hicks.
General Hicks: One two three four five, six seven eight nine ten.
General Laden: Thank you General you are too kind. You must tell me your battle plans and please do not hesitate to ask me for any resources you need to crush the infidel.
General Hicks: Petrol, oil, Sheik Hilali, pyramid, oasis, desert, harem, belly dancer, flying carpet.
General Laden: Yes indeed, that sounds like a fine plan. These Americans are going to rue the day that they dared to think they could outsmart us.