shock jocks aussie values quiz

1. aussies drink more beer than (a) the world can produce; (b) New Zealand (c) Arabia.
2. When you go into a Chinese Restaurant an aussie should say (a) Oi Chink, aint yez got no steak n' chips n' eggs (b) May I have the noodles and chow mien please?
3. In a Lebo kebab shop an aussie should say (a) Oi Dago, why don't yez bake the lamb like we do. (b) This is a really interesting multicultural way way of appreciating lamb cuisine.
4. Complete this line of poetry: "aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, ----." Note: This is a trick question - Only aussies are dumb enough to get it wrong.
5. Anyone who isn't an aussie is (a) a loser; (b) a wanker; (c) unAustralian; (d) all of these.
6. When an aussie sings Advance Australia Fair, which hand to you put on your heart? (a) left; (b) right; (c) either.
7. When should an aussie wear the Australian Flag lapel badge? (a) all the time; (b) when likely to be caught on TV; (c) only in Parliament; (d) on public occasions.
8. Complete this joke. "How can you tell a planeload of Pommies has arrived?" ....
9. aussies are the best at (a) two-up; (b) cricket; (c) horse racing; (d) everything.
10. When an aussie sees a down and outer, what should he do? (a) dunno; (b) don't care; (c) tell everyone we look after our mates; (d) walk past.
11. Bonus question. Who was the worst ever Australian Prime Minister? (a) Keating; (b) Hawkey; (c) Whitlam; (d) Chifley; (e) all of them equally bad as they were all Labor.