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Musings on experiences of volunteering in Papua New Guinea with some gratuitous domestic social and public comment

Monday, July 10, 2006

Serfs and Peasants Reinstitution Act 2006.

Speaker. The Honourable the Treasurer.
Treasurer. Mr Speaker. The government, in recognising that some people are finding it difficult to make ends meet is reinstituting Serfdom. This Act will place responsibility on Serfs' Owners to house them adequately and to supply or cause to be supplied their daily needs. This move will take 100 000 people off the Social Security system in the first year, a saving of $5 billion to the budget. In return for forfeiting their right to vote, legal redress in common law and their freedom, Serfs will gain economic and employment protection through their owner. Serfs may buy back their independence and freedom at any time on payment of an indemnity to the owner and a commission to the government. I commend the bill to the House.

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