Employment Opportunity

Invasion Management International

is seeking a suitably qualified Chief Executive Officer.

This position has recently become available owing to the incompetence of the previous officer.
The position requires a person with skills in blowing up buildings and knocking down infrastructure whilst killing no civilians and attracting no terrorists.
The applicant ideally should have a knowledge of Farsi or Urdu or Dari and Korean. Experience in making a mess of other people's lives and cleaning it up without the international community's recognising any difference would be well regarded.
Responsibilities of the position include:
* Restore homes of bombed out civilians;
* Rebuild roads, bridges, power lines, oil refineries;
* Restore telecommunications, water and sewerage facilities;
* Rebuild schools and hospitals;
* Remove wrecked cars, buses and trucks;
* Restore confidence of civilian population;
* Reduce nightmares of children;
* Ensure food supplies for families whose breadwinner was killed.
* Ensure conditions that will encourage the return of birds, flies and ants.

IMI used to be a successful company until a recent distaster brought discredit upon the company. IMI is keen to reassert itself in this specialised field and is prepared to discuss an attractive remuneration package with the right applicant.

Previous applicants or incumbents need not reapply.